| — | richard. aka the funniest guy i’ve met. |
cold sores.
a conversation between me and my friend jay-kap. with a special appearance from my history teacher.
“hey, what does a cold sore feel like?”
“…what.”
“you know, a cold sore. does it feel… cold?”
“…what the fuck? i don’t know! ask anna. she has herpes.”
“woah, woah. watch the language.”
“sorry!”
awkward pause.
“no, but seriously.”
he was being completely serious. and that’s why i love him. XD
(via fuckyeahridawson)
i knew he was a vampire.
JACK>EDWARD CULLEN. JSJS.
UH, DUH. AND RI>BELLA OR WHOEVER ELSE EDWARD TRIES TO BITE.
OMFG BRO. THEY SHOULD HAVE CAST RI AS BELLA. AND JACK AS EDWARD. AND ZACK AS JACOB. BECAUSE HE NEVER WEARS A SHIRT, EITHER! LOL. AND ALEX CAN BE UM. THAT KID THAT GETS SICK AT THE CINEMA. :D
OMFG THAT IS THE BEST IDEA YOU’VE EVER HAD. RIAN IS LIKE, SO MUCH BETTER THAN KSTEW. AND JACK WOULD SOOO NAIL THOSE BROODING FACES THAT RPATZ FAILS AT. AND ZACK WOULD BE THE SEXIEST JACOB EVER. XDD ALEX AS MIKE. HE’D BE JEALOUS OF JACK AND RIAN’S LOVE. <33 DUDE. THAT PLOT LINE IS WAY BETTER THAN TWILIGHT.
(via fuckyeahridawson)
i knew he was a vampire.
JACK>EDWARD CULLEN. JSJS.
UH, DUH. AND RI>BELLA OR WHOEVER ELSE EDWARD TRIES TO BITE.
god, that was a lame ass survey.
How old are you? sixteen.
What is your favourite movie? oh, that’s tough. probably… zoolander. or forgetting sarah marshall. i know i’m forgetting something. D:
What is the last song you listened to? i’m listening to dakota by a rocket to the moon right noww.
Put your media player/itunes on shuffle.. what is the 1st song that plays?? the way we talk, the maine.
What is the second song that plays? oh, lol. f.c.p.r.e.m.i.x, the fall of troy. XD il that song.
What is your favourite song? coffee shop soundtrack, no doubtt.
What is your favourite TV show? hrm. gossip girl. or reno 911. OR SPONGEBOB.
What is the last TV show you watched? antm.
What is the last website you visited? twitter.
Do you have a boyfriend/girlfriend right now? nope.
If no then do you have a crush on someone that doesn’t love you back? yeah. cough alex gaskarth, rian dawson, jack barakat, zack, matt, john ohh, everyone. yeah. XD
When was the last time you cried? like, an hour ago.
What made you cry? up. that movie is so damn sad.
How many friends do you have? oh, lemme just count for you. not.
Who is your best friend? anna.
When was the last time you hugged someone? this morningg.
saddest. movie. ever.
Reblog if you always salute when Coffee Shop Soundtrack comes on, no matter where you are.
Always.
hospital getting x-rayed today. i’m cool. :’D
uh, yes.
